“What would you do, if you were doing a girl from behind and you grabbed her ass and you could see her fake and bake tan lines?”

“what..?”

“Because people don’t spread there ass cheeks when they tan, and if they do they’re sick fucks.”

WANNNNTT
youmaetsix:

The Wonder Years on Flickr.
theadventuresofoliversykes:

My fave blog posted this

PLEASE TELL ME WHY WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE

THERE ARE ZOMBIES IN FUCKING FLORIDA!

SHITTING MY PANTS RIGHT NOW.

START TO BUILD YOUR FORTRESSES PEOPLE!!!!

settingmycoldheartfree asked: Hahaha Well thank you very much =)

No problem my friend!

  • Transit: We're lighting fires in July to cleanse us of the heat. You beg, you plead, you promise not to leave. You're just like everyone. You're just like everything
  • The Wonder Years: I'm slowing down in the August air. A heavy heart and shaking hands carried you up here. I buried half of a decade there. It was the better part. You'd catch the reference, if only you could hear.
  • Man Overboard: And just like I said... she crept back up inside my bed. Said that she missed everything, and all those words that made me fall came out. Just like a trap, everything just fell right back and we were on track. And I could lie with her all night now and wait to react.
  • Daggermouth: Now you know where I stand, this gun is loaded and it's cocked in my left hand. Waiting for this pain to end. I know you will never see this fucking face again. So this is it for you and me a chapter closed and now I'm free. I'm sick of faking it.
  • Tyga: Throwing hunnids, hunnids hunnids, hunnids throwing hunnids, hunnids. Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch. Hunnids, hunnids throwing hunnids, hunnids hunnids, hunnids. Rack city bitch, rack, rack city bitch.
mike14x:

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